Reasons We Love John Barrowman by neat-monster, literature
Literature
Reasons We Love John Barrowman
Reasons We Love John Barrowman...
Because of "the boys".
Because of the fangasm heard 'round the world.
Because he is what he is.
Because it's Megalajohn.
Because he's "wired" and wants to "take you home and watch I Love Lucy".
Because it's "more fun when he's around".
Because your "viewing figures just went up".
Because he's BARROWMAN! *shakes fist*
Because we all know he wants to shag David Ten-inch.
Because he did a song and dance, and it was sensational.
Because he doesn't care what you say, gay or straight, everyone wants their hair to look good.
Because if you've got it, flaunt it.
Because he doesn't sleep, he just goes unt